we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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