Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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