so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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