Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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