I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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