some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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