I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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