super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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