Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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