I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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