i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
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