So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
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