you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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