we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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