Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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