i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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