So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
My Sexting was not on an AP level
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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