Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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