hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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