question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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