Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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