please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I just want to make out with him forever
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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