You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Randomize
