aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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