The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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