I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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