you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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