i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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