dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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