just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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