I only kidnapped one of them. chill
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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