so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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