The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
you made out with another girl for some wings
A+ Viking dick
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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