No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Randomize
