1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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