what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I see more hoeing in ur future
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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