what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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