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hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'

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He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."

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(912): View more from Georgia

She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.

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The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.

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Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits

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he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.

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(775): View more from Nevada

Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...

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I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.

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