Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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