Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
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Wipe that smile off your face.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I think weed is turning my hair brown
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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