yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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