he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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