Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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