Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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