redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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