This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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