Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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