Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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