There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
