so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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