Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
it was like his penis was on wheels.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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