He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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