new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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