im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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