white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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